I mean.. yeah I'll make you some sex alright.

du4ne:

me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know

❝Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’❞

— Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via suspend)

Reblog if you want your followers to leave horrifically bad pickup lines in your askbox, anon or not

abnormaldoctor:

thatguywiththesideburns:

doctordickerdoodles:

madzrevolution:

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do it

pls

PLEASE 

hazmad:

If you ever wanted to watch Scout’s family in action just watch Wahlburgers on A&E and laugh at Mark Wahlberg’s mother getting pissed off at Donnie and pulling his ear.

You guys I’m not fuckin joking Paul called a group of friends chuckleheads I lost my shit

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

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